I guess that should really be mta (mouth to ass), but you get the picture…A few months back I watched the trailer for The Human Centipede and laughed my ass off. Horrific, yes. Ridiculous? Yes. A simulated-sex porno, featuring much mouth to ass resuscitation? Possibly. Then I recently found this super score on etsy – a catnip filled, medically accurate, human centipede toy! Thank you, OhBoyCatToy! Created from one continuous piece of earth-friendly fabric and crafted into the 3 person human centipede, this toy measures about 6 inches tall. And yes, that is Akihiro Kitamura posing with his very own human centipede cat toy. And the steep price? OhBoyCatToy created a super-limited number of these intestinally linked playthings and has no interest in spending the next month making more. Idiosyncratic and limited, hard-core fans can decide if they want to spend the money on this unique cat toy which pays homage to The Human Centipede.

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