If you’re looking to draw a lot of attention to the region below your waist these super loud pants from Cheap Monday will turn heads in your direction. These lucid blue pants are skinny fit and constructed from 98% cotton 2% elastane. Make sure you can suck it (your punk rock punk belly) in when you paint them on. Gabba Gabba Hey.

Cheap Monday- Blue Check

I am almost always attracted to the misunderstood “villian” in stories, and the wolf is one of my favorites. Check out this charming tee for the ladies who like the wolf, are the wolf, or maybe are on the prowl for a canine to take home. A bold black fairytale forest screen print featuring a large friendly wolf graces this reddish short-sleeve tee from Nooworks. The tee is fitted and stretchy and made of soft pima cotton.

Price: $30.00
Modishoppe: big bad wolf tee

Artist Amy Pfaffman brings us a stylish way to show our addiction to and love of the coffee bean. Prefered caffeine source for many in the Americas, this bracelet is cast from molds of real beans, so you will enjoy the authentic look and feel. Created using solid sterling silver, and hand-made in Califorina, the bracelet is 7 inches in length. For those desiring a little less expensive way to show their love of the bean, look for her bean earrings and pendant necklace.

Price: $155.00
Uncommon Goods: Coffee bean bracelet

Here is a fun twist on traditional camouflage pattern using the Hawaiian hibiscus flower. These shorts will help you blend in as you battle all the endless fun you will have in Hawaii exploring the forests, or scuba diving with the giant turtles. It truly is a paradise and now you can disappear forever into the lush landscapes.

The Hundreds- Hawaiian Camo

This sexy leopard print camisole is sure to unleash your wild side, and it’s now on sale. Made of semi-sheer, leopard print mesh with a contrasting lace trim at the neck and straps, it comes to us by way of Italy. The tank is constructed of 100% nylon, has a mesh lining and needs to be hand washed. Even with that labor intensive detail, this baby is gonna be worth it.

Price: $37.10
Shop Bop: Celine camisole

This shirt has to win the weird award for this week. You kind of have to marvel at the fact that something like this makes it to print. This surreal (for lack of a better descriptive term) image comes from the demented mind of Dave Denis (visit his site for a nice animated version), and I’m sure some may argue it probably should have remained there. However I am a big fan of more surreal universe and this shirt will certainly offend some tight ass shut ins, so show us the dolphins young lady.

Price- $39.99
Dave- Denis Dolphins

AAARRRH this silly pirate themed skull ring from Loree Rodkin will set you back all of your loot from last years raping and pillaging, and you might even need to take out a second mortgage on your poop deck. The solid white gold ring is covered in diamonds and features two extra creepy black diamonds for snake eyes. This lucky rich skull also has one black diamond for a dark tooth. I’m not sure exactly who spends 16k on a ring like this…maybe Slash? or some rich Hiphopster?

Price- $16,775.00 YES REALLY!
Loree Rodkin- Diamond Skull Ring

Even a mighty tiger needs to cover his or her paws when the weather gets cold. Here are the perfect paw warmers for our feline friends. These come in a variety of neon bright colors and might keep you from being viewed as prey a little longer by your tiger buddy.

Price- 3 for $20
Urban Outfitters- Neon Tiger Stripe Socks

This charming dress comes just at the end of the summer season, so you’ll want to get it quick! A bold floral print in a basic, yet saucy tank dress style. Wide tank straps and a deep slit neckline allow you to show off your decolletage for the enjoyment of all. Available in a pink and black combo, or a grey and green (print resembles 4 leaf clovers more than flowers) both pack a visual punch. Features contrast ribbon detailing and a smocked back for easy fit.

Price: $88.00
Free People: Biba linen dress

Anyone who’s shared domicile with a Pug knows they are pretty special and fun dogs. They also drool occasionally, are not shy about getting in your face, love to reside on your most comfortable furniture, and definitely believe they are a great deal bigger than they truly are. Who knew though that they had mad skills on the mixer? This guy looks like he’s ready to get the party started, or perhaps he’s just looking for a good place to whizz…Pugs also are extremely sensitive, emotional beings, and will whizz on things they believe you value more than them.

Price- $28.00
Blood is the New Black- Pug Mixer Tee