If you’ve got it spend it, says my pal Jimmy3Way. What better way to spend your precious loot than on your soft bottom. Do you suppose Bill Gates has a few of these rolls stashed around the old Microsoft mansion?

Paul Frank- Expensive TP

KillerDana has this Billabong Michigan jacket on sale for $40 which is a great deal. The jacket is a very cool plaid on olive color 100% poly puff with tricot lining. This will hopefully be enough to keep you warm even in Detroit Rock City…where it’s indeed colder than a witches titty.

Price- 39.95
Billabong- Michigan Puffy Jacket

Anthropologie has this saucy little cocktail dress from Anna Sui on sale - 50% off the original price makes this dress very attractive, should you have an appropriate soiree to attend. This rich navy blue dress with embroidered flowers has an eye catching keyhole front as well as a breathtaking open back. A real show stopper! Constructed in the USA, made of cotton and silk with a nylon lining, this delicate lovely has to be dry cleaned.

Price: $179.95
Anthropologie: blue ballad dress

Luuuuke he’s your faather…Check out this nice vintage looking Star Wars Lord Vader shirt from the vintage experts at Junk Food. They continue to nail the 70’s-80’s imagery that most of us old folks grew up with. check out their site for a few other cool new additions including a sweet Batman & Robin tee.

Junk Food- Vader Tee

This shirt would be a lot more appealing without the giant Flying Coffin text splattered across the front, but it’s not a total buzzkill. We love the totally gored out midsection, and would like to see it even larger. Act now and you can get it for a reasonable $16!

Price- $16.00
Flying Coffin: Guts

Is it just me or does it seem ever since Nike bought out the Converse line, the sneakers are way less comfortable? I had a pair of the newer Converse and they just didn’t seem to have the same amount of padding in the sole, I used to live exclusively in Cons and Docs, but maybe I’m just old and cranky now as neither seem to live up to my recollections from the past. These slip on laceless Converse seem to be all the rage, and here is your chance to grab a pair and try them out on sale, it’s kind of a sad thing of course to see the Gap selling Nike made Converse. Converse of course being the preferred shoe of Punks, Rockers, and Counter Culture aficionados over the last 40 years. Lemme know if you agree…old Cons more comfortable than newer Nike/Cons? For the record I generally live in Simple Shoes these days, very comfortable, and a good minded company, Keens run a close second for comfort.

Price-$39.99 (looks like small sizes only)
Gap- Converse® All Star® desert camo slip-ons

Excellent shorts for this summer in a long length, lightweight 100% cotton poplin camouflage print fabric. Says “ultra” low rise, so will probably look best on the sleek and young, or at least the sleek and narrow hipped. Also available in a basic brown, but we recommend the army camo. On sale now, and still available in many sizes.

Price: $26.99
Swell: Mika short

Krudmart just got their first shipment of products from Acapulco Gold and there is some great looking stuff in there. Check out this clever ripoff of the classic Boston Red Sox logo transformed. This ain’t no cheap knockoff hat either, it was stitched at American Needle, only high quality for you player.

Price- $44.00
Acapulco Gold- Beantown

Here is a nice tee from the geniuses over at Gama-Go. The Deathbot Undertaker here reminds me an awful lot of the extraordinary American illustrator and author Edward Gorey. Gama adds their own personal touch to the image, and the shirt comes in both brown and olive green (shown here).

Price- $28.00
Gama-Go- Deathbot Undertaker

A nicely rendered basic tree print is boldly applied over this speckled green tee for men. There is something very organic and natural looking about the grey tree print and distressed green tee. The Kinetix logo is fairly subtle and small across the back neck of the tee. Made of 100% cotton, machine wash cold.

Price: $72.00
Solis: green tree shirt