We like this snarky tee which uses two elements of the periodic table to make a clear statement. Kinda punny, kinda geeky, kinda perfect. Screened by artist Mark Sagherian on a chocolate brown 100% cotton tee from American Apparrel, this print is a limited edition.

Price: $16.99
Uneetee: LuZr tee

Looking for a sweet summer dress that has a little something extra? Check out this colorful 100% silk mushroom print party dress. With a great cut, nice textured fabric that is navy, and a knock out fungus print, this is a dress that is sure to draw eyes at any soiree. And god damn, look at it’s original price tag to better appreciate what a score it is on sale!

Price: $75.00
Tobi: Charley Dress

I’m not sure what kind of Cowboy would be caught shopping at the Banana Republic…perhaps a Banana Cowboy snark snark chuckle chuckle. Here is a “hot as a whorehouse on nickel night” western style shirt made from 100% cotton, and perhaps ready to wear out when you are lookin’ to “make a mash” on that fine filly down at the dance hall. It has all the traditions of the western shirt and a nice wide plaid print. Feel free to click the link and grab some Western Slang to annoy the hell out of your co-workers today, me? I’m off to grab me some “Bear sign”.

Price- $39.99
Banana Republic: windowpane-check western

This jawdropping watch from Eduardo Milieris will certainly appeal to those of you with a taste for things combining old and new. The distressed oxidized copper gives this watch both an old fashion worn look along with some beautiful color. This is a limited edition 1000 with a hand painted face. The watch comes medium in size with extra links for those with…big wrists. This one actually comes in women’s sizes as well as mens.

Price- $290
Eduardo Milieris: Copper Spiral Porthole

Check out the Chinese version of the unicorn - Qilin! They tend to look like a cross between a dragon and something with hooves and antlers, though interpretations vary. Custom Industries has many great Eastern inspired prints, and includes a synopsis of each one to help you understand some of the story behind the print. We like this cranberry colored cotton shirt with a bold white print of a fanciful Qilin. Don’t cross this serene creature, or you shall pay by fire!

Price: $30.00
Custom Industries: Qilin tee

Anyone who lives in a southwestern desert can probably tell you what a Cicada is. As soon as it get’s up around 100º you’ll here the mating call of the swarms of large males. Here is a nice print from Supermaggie of the large critters, on a 100% cotton shirt (which apparently runs alittle small). I have provided some interesting info here from wiki on the Cicada sound…I always thought it was their wings…wrong again!

Cicadas are unique in sound-producing insects in that they have a musical drum in their abdomen. The organs that produce sound are ‘tymbales‘ ~ paired membranes that are ribbed and located at the abdominal base. Contracting the internal tymbal muscles yield a pulse of sound as the tymbals buckle inwards. As these muscles relax, the tymbals return to their original position. The interior of the male abdomen is substantially hollow to amplify the resonance of the sound. The song intensity of the louder cicadas acts as an effective bird repellent. Males of many species tend to gather which creates a greater sound intensity and engenders protection from avian predators.

Price- $24
Supermaggie: Cicadas

We like this angry, well-muscled panther haloed on a sweet pink and yellow elbow length tee for the ladies. This 50/50 cotton poly blend tee has both a charming, feminine summer palette and big cat style front and center. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Price: $42.00
Solis: Project E Panther stencil tee

These vivid blue shorts come from surf wear company Rip Curl, and should turn heads up and down the boardwalk. The casual chino short has an all over square print on colbalt blue, and has front and back vent pockets. Small unoffensive logo shows up on the lower left leg area.

Price:$50
Rip Curl: Airbourne Walkshort

With a plunging V neckline, longer cut, and a multiptude of lightning bolts caught in the act of striking this is one dramatic tee! Being from the southwest, this print really brings to mind the season of the monsoons and the beauty of rain in the desert. I’ll be ready when the lightning comes!

Price: $28.00
Urban Outfitters: Lightning Bolts Tee

This belt is a real departure from the ordinary black and brown we all have cluttering up our belt drawer. The hand forged steel and patinated (from patina, oxidated surface color) buckle is really tough and somewhat retro looking. The buckle comes in either square or rectangle depending on whether or not you are…a square or a rectangle kinda human, if you’re a circle, piss off apparently. The leather belt is hand dyed in nice bright colors, guaranteed to spice up even the most drab outfit.

Price- $205-$210
Erica Gordon: Checker Belt