These are sort of an odd hybrid sneaker from the Puma fashion line. They sort of look like a cross between a classic Chuck Conners Converse and a pair of Doc Martins. Those were of course two of the most common shoe styles for artists and punkers, we feel these ought to be a pretty good seller. They feature a leather upper and a rubber sole…simple and classic in style.

Price: $153.95
Puma: Hesselberg

We like this classic 60’s style tank top from Contrast. the sheer knit cotton garment features an all over print with some cute small birds. It comes either in this nice green and rust color or also in blue/green without the bird print…if you are a hater.

Price: $28
Contrast: Tank Top

This amazingly busy and fabulous t-shirt comes from the warped mind of artist Skwak via the good folks of Beautiful/Decay. Beautiful/Decay have been creating t-shirts from artists featured in their splendid magazine, and this is a great example of why you should pick up the magazine…and shirt. This monster is referenced as a Koogai, and by vomiting they symbolize a world full of stupidity…which is sadly all to easy to imagine.

Price: $29.95
Beautiful/Decay: Skwak Throw Up

Yeah the company is named Pimp, so they have to live up to the moniker and we believe they do with this super cool cyberpunk watch. Check out the cool 90 light LCD display, which shows time and date with the aid of a small side button. The strap is a nice wide linked stainless steel ring style band. The only thing missing is a Cortex Bomb detector.

Price: $160
Pimp Watch: Cyberpunk TS100

Let’s face it, sometimes it’s a good idea to cover up the junk, we all have those days. This is a stylish and sexy solution, that you can easily slip on or off over your bathing suit for additional “coverage”. It features a no “dig in” waist so you won’t have an annoying waist indent when you slip it off to reveal your Goddess given (enhanced by those parental genetics) posterior.

Price: $22.12
Gap: Swim Skirt

Now that’s a hostile headline, check out this super cool online shop called Prickie. They offer all sorts of damn cool buttons to slap on your jackets, bags, or heck if you’re real punk rock maybe you’ll run one through your nipple…eyyooow. The shop supports independent artists, and in atypical web 2.0 fashion provides them a way to profit and sell their designs online easily.

Prickie : website

This is a pretty slick dress shirt for out on the town. Blue is pretty much a safe color for anyone, and this shirt with it’s classic wide stripe pattern, and subtle metallic sheen will certainly garner plenty of attention from other fish in the spawn stream. They claim the shirt runs a bit small so order up, sale price is online only.

Price: $99.99
Zen Master: Stripe Woven

If you’re looking for the ideal summer plaid short pants for the beach or boating or whatever it is you do to recreate…look no further! These cute little cuffed shorts from Abercrombie are just about picture perfect. Yeah they might be a bit preppie as is all Abercromie stuff, but if that’s not your style you can punk them up with a nice pair of engineer boots, they are plaid and you’re creative after all right? They are 96% cotton and come in three different patterns, we choose plaid (for optional punking) after much tugging to and fro.

Price: $49.50
Abercrombie & Fitch: Ramona

There is simply too much hotness for only one post from the new Agent Provocateur line of high style lingerie. Here are three of the many sexy designs they have recently dropped, starting with these very cute hipster briefs in see through peach…to show off your fruit.

Bon Bon: Peach Bottom ($75):

Next up is this super classy bra from the Lara line. The bra is underwired full cup decorated with embroidered black cherry blossoms, and features numerous additional style decorations.

Lara: Bra ($135):

Lastly, we love this sexy and naughty little French thong from the Francoise collection. the thong is draped in black French lace which really highlights the unique and luxurious look.

Francoise: French Thong ($125)

Bean Dip makes street wear for G’s. They have alot of tough looking shirts featuring castro, dead presidents, guns, and uh micheal jackson as a youth (wtf). We like this ladies top which features their hilarious chain with the giant sneaker pendant print. It’s a fashionable cotton short sleeve hoodie, with a scoop neck, perfect for spring.

Bean Dip: It’s Official Hooptie