Most floral patterned board shorts are lightly colored, and we like this slightly darker maroon pair from Hollister. The 100% polyester shorts have a vintage wash, and side cargo pockets. Grab your board and hit the sand…maybe bring a wetsuit, it’s still kind of cold out.

$39.50
Hollister Ponto boardshort

these are some pretty silly and fun board shorts from Atwater which are guaranteed to up the visibility of your posterior. The polyester shorts feature a ferocious set of shark teeth poised to take a bite out of anyone who’s tailgating you on the boardwalk.

$68
Atwater Jaws Boardshort

The red color is cut nicely down the middle of these slick waterproof polyester shorts from Oakley. These have a nice more traditional look to them than some of the more adventurous patterns which seem all the rage these days, so if you’re old school…these might be your style.

$40
Oakley- Boomerang Boardshort

Your golf game had better be out-fucking-standing to rock these bad ass argyle pants from Oakley, as they are sure to garner attention in any setting. I believe they would even transition from the golf course to the discotheque seamlessly - these definitely strike me as party pants. Black golf pants with a bright blue and white argyle pattern (or the gold tone version on white pants known as nickel), they are made of 52% rayon polynosic and 48% polyester, and are cut for your active lifestyle on the green. The pants feature a twin snap closure and zipper fly, as well as hand pockets, back pockets and even a cargo pocket with eyelet venting.

Price: $70.00
Oakley: Men’s Golf Pro Pant

It’s not often that we need to stray from our favorite blue jeans these days, but we were interested in these nice new pants from Altamont as a possible alternative. The brown houndstooth pattern is quite stylish when combined with the black overstitching. the pants appear to be a five pocket chino style and should be perfect for all occasions. View the link to get some better close up detail picts.

Price: $70
Altamont - Men’s Contraband Houndstooth Pant

Someone at the Stabo company stumbled upon a warehouse full of old WWII canvas tents and had the brilliant idea to recycle them into pants. These brown or green pants have obviously got a nice authentic worn in look to them, and the rolled up cuff came through the process of design and redesign (the length is long, but they claim they will shorten them for you if you like). They are hand crafted and have additional patches added by hand to areas which were worn through. The cut is loose, and they have a nice embroidered pocket on the back for extra class.

Price: £60
Stabo: Bivvy Trousers
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I am a big fan of Diesel denim, although sometimes they add way too much extra detailing for my personal taste. These Meesal model jeans are pretty basic, though, and finding them on sale is always nice. Made of 100% cotton denim with a straight leg, the chewed up fabric detailing gives them a nice broken in feel from the start. I like the dark indigo color, and the basic 5 pocket jean style is always fashionable. Currently available in most waist sizes between 28 - 36, you’ll want to move quick before the good sizes are gone. YOOX offers free standard shipping on all orders.

Price: $118.00
YOOX: Men’s Diesel Meesal jeans

Marc Ecko brings some subtle middle eastern flair to your basic denim jeans through embroidery on the rear pockets. The flowing design will resolve itself into the visage of a skull after just a few moments, one on each pocket. Made of 100% cotton, these 5 pocket jeans are a nice dark fade with some whiskering on the front. On sale at Dr. Jays, there are still many waist sizes available all in a length of 32.

Price: $53.99
Dr. Jays: Ecko arabic skull  jeans

Confront the elements of Winter in these flannel lined ripstop cargo pants from J.Crew. The pants have a rugged “reinforced seat” so you can rest assured you won’t lose your ass in a squall, as well as a toasty inner plaid flannel lining…to keep your junk warm!

$108
J.Crew- Relaxed-fit flannel-lined ripstop cargos

Finally, the pants you have been waiting for - ass cobra jeans! The large back pockets of these dark denim jeans are vibrantly embroidered with snake heads. Ed Hardy says they are cobra’s, but…they are not in their classical stance with hood extended. Still, the red and yellow design is sure to catch your eye, and the skull and dagger embroidered design on the right front leg takes these pants over the top. Made of 100% cotton with contrast stitching, these spendy jeans are meant to be worn over-sized.

Price: $154.00
Dr. Jays: Ass cobra jeans