Check out this fun hoody from the demeted toy Gods at Kid Robot. This is based on their Muno cyclops figure and will definitely get you smiles wherever you wear it. The garment is constructed from 380g 100% cotton French Terry, so it will look great and be blissfully soft.

$150
Kid Robot- Muno Sweatshirt

With a bold teal and yellow color scheme, this Vishnu tee from Artful Dodger is a real eye catcher. Vishnu is known as the supreme being who is responsible for the preservation of the universe. Pretty big job, eh? This rendering captures him with talons, immense wings and a crown upon his head. Printed on a white cotton t-shirt, Vishnu is front and center across the chest, and there is a small logo printed on the back. The shirt is also available in a khaki version.

Price: $46.00
Karma Loop: Men’s Sequined Vishnu T-Shirt

No it’s not the Cloverfield monster invading San Francisco, instead the historic Golden Gate bridge is under attack by a giant squid! This shirt was conjured up by the great designers of Gama-Go and will help you show your San Fran Squidly pride. I wonder if this was inspired by the Humboldt squid invasion that is rapidly advancing up the California coastline.

$28
Gama-Go- Squid Attack!

Perhaps a bit light hearted for Cthulhu, this fetching tentacled tee might just be a ploy to draw you in. Step closer to peer at my tentacles…Even if you are not a fan of H.P. Lovecraft, this great print of an immense tangle of tentacles is very eye catching and is likely to garner some attention. The green squid filled print resides on a green ringer melange American Apparel tee, and is a Squidfire classic.

Price: $25.00
Squidfire: Men’s Squidplosion Ringer Tee

Continuing along with our camouflage postings, here’s one for the gents. If you plan to be sprinting around in the ninja forest in your underwear, you might want to invest some of your war chest in some of these Paul Frank Ninja Flauge Briefs. Strip down and slap them on, and you are ready to creep through the forests undetected…oh yeah, you might want to also invest in some body paint to cover up the rest of you…Pinkskin.

$16
Paul Frank- Camo Ninja Undies

Paying much homage to the folks in uniform, these snazzy lace up combat boots from Diesel are super sweet. Resembling the coveted desert stryker style, they are composed of leather and canvas and provide a secure lightweight brogan that deals well with heat and has more flexibility in the ankle than a traditional all leather boot. Excellent for an urban environment! The soles are all leather, and the boots feature contrast stitching for style. No side zipper here, they are full lace up and look to be about the height of Doc Marten 10 holes. Available in black (shown below), beige or dark green.

Price: $283.00
Yoox: Diesel Men’s Ankle Boots

I think we all know what the slogan means by “It works every time”. Colt 45 will get you laid! When you get your lady (or man) hopped up on some malt liquor you can rest assured the party is going to end with y’all bumpin’ uglies until one of you has to run into the bathroom and hork.

$28
Colt 45- T-Shirt

What’s that? You are a disbeliever, we’ll just let Billy Dee Williams hip you to the truth…The power of Colt 45 can’t be denied…

Most floral patterned board shorts are lightly colored, and we like this slightly darker maroon pair from Hollister. The 100% polyester shorts have a vintage wash, and side cargo pockets. Grab your board and hit the sand…maybe bring a wetsuit, it’s still kind of cold out.

$39.50
Hollister Ponto boardshort

Spring is coming, or I shall say it is here in all it’s rainy glory. If you are in the market for a comfortable slacker shoe these Overboard shoes totally fit the bill. Sanuk makes great sandals, and these are basically and extension of those in a boat shoe shell. They feature a distressed leather upper and should be good with or without socks.

$69
Sanuk- Overboard

Who’s the real terror of the sea? The big bad shark? This is a nice simple reversal of the classic Jaws poster from the demented minds of Fuct. Who’s fucked now you toothy bastard!

Fuct Jawz Tee