I love the idea of making a sweatshirt representing the big bad wolf from the tale of little red riding hood - I think this design kinda failed for me, though. My head is full of the Wolfen and American Werewolf in London, but when I look at this image I’m seeing something akin to a zebra, or possibly a warthog. Let’s hope the wicked toothiness and lupine charm are better delivered in person. Bought to you by LRG, and made of 80% cotton and 20% polyester. This charcoal colored zip up hoodie features a highly detailed wolfs’ head hood, lined with silky red fabric and having upstanding ears. The grey is also broken up with large black stripes which wrap the entire garment. Got an issue with pigs? This could be the sweatshirt for you.

Price: $94.00
Karma Loop: Men’s Huff and Puff Zip Up Hoody

Dang, do I covet this sweet ass growers jacket from Skidz! Maybe that’s just the wanna-be stoner in me, but…look at it! Green, leafy and somewhat subtle as well as highly functional - these are the earmarks of good style. Not only does this lightweight jacket have an all over print of some of my favorite leafy greens (sweet cannabis, how I adore thee), they have also included another personal fave in their design - sharks! The zipper pull features an open mouthed shark, and the snaps on the hood are also full of toothy menace. Made of nylon and water repellent, the jacket also has arm-pit vents with orange mesh lining. As you might expect, this windbreaker does feature a couple of hidden stash pockets for anything you might want to keep secret. Part of a limited print series, each jacket is numbered and only 100 are available, so if you are feeling the love you’ll want to move quickly.

Price: $125.00
Karma Loop: The Forest Growers Tech Jacket

Add some Kicker Fucker Chicken to your wardrobe today. Not only is this wallet stylish and utilitarian, it’s going to start any number of conversations just based on it’s name. Available in three colors, this is a man’s chain wallet with some color and general punch. Choose from red (pictured below), black or gleaming white and show everyone what a high roller you are. KFC is a Japanese based brand with only limited product releases here in the States - you might know them from their snowboard bindings. The Las Vegas chain wallet is currently on sale at Dog Funk. Thanks, Chris from Toronto!

Price: $32.97
Dog Funk: Kicker Fucker Chicken Las Vegas Wallet

This is one of the sweetest things I have seen in awhile - a face warming, head covering, mustache-having knit “beard cap.” I feel sure I could love any man daring enough to pull this off. Hand made of Icelandic wool, not only do you get to choose from 3 colors, but there is both a long and short version available. Brought to you by indie designer Vik Prjonsdottir, as you might guess, he hails from Iceland. Choose from medium brown, light grey or dark grey and know that with any one of these, your face and facial hair will be warm and dry no matter what the weather.

Price: $135.00
Scandinavian Grace: Men’s beard cap

Now that’s a hostile headline, check out this super cool online shop called Prickie. They offer all sorts of damn cool buttons to slap on your jackets, bags, or heck if you’re real punk rock maybe you’ll run one through your nipple…eyyooow. The shop supports independent artists, and in atypical web 2.0 fashion provides them a way to profit and sell their designs online easily.

Prickie : website

hmmm ok maybe not so scary, unless you really want to embarrass that annoying child…turn around and face the wall! At $8 this one’s gonna go REAL quick! Gotta love Craigslist.

Kid’s Dragon Costume - $8