In one corner we have the mythological poster beast of unbearable teenaged American girls swathed in purple, covered in glittering silver stars, stinking of cherry chapstick…Unicorn! Her opponent weighs in at an ungawdly large amount, and was last seen being relentlessly tormented by some jerky eating douchelords. My money is on Bigfoot as it looks like he clearly has the upper hand in this epic battle as depicted on this t-shirt.

Ames Bro- Bigfoot vs. Unicorn